Okay so there’s this shoe company, right? And they’ve created these sneakers that are just flying off shelves. Everyone has them. Your best friend, your older brother, everyone. Because they’re FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!! They’ve got this chemical coating that makes you run faster. (It’s true, some genius scientists proved it). Plus, you got ups. Thought you could jump before? Git outta the way LeBron.
The problem is after a while your feet start to shrink. And your skin peels off. It’s disgusting. There is even news of people dying as a result of using this product. But if you try to stop wearing them, you run slower than you did before, and you can’t jump. At all. Without the We’re talking, zero ups. Everybody knows this is happening, even the shoe company. But people keep buying the shoes, and the company keeps selling them, making money hand over fist.
So when people’s feet shrink and their skin peels off, or even if they die – whose fault is it? The shoe wearers, or the company’s?
