November 1, 2007
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WORMALICIOUS
Okay, let’s say you buy a big, delicious bag of Cheezeee Schnaxx, rip it open, and dig your paw into that cheezey goodness. Mmmmmm, cheeze. Except instead of pulling out the scrumptious snacks you love, you also get a handful of cheese-covered worms. Sick, right?
So, Cheeze Schnaxx Co. says they can’t promise there won’t be bugs and worms in your Cheeze Schnaxx, because it costs too much money. Would you still buy Cheeze Schnaxx?
As gross as it may seem, in 1983 worm and bug infestation was the #3 complaint received by one tobacco company. Even crazier, in the 1960’s another tobacco company circulated internal memos that said they’d “been aware of the situation for several years,” and that “it would be impossible to prevent infestation completely in our cigarettes.”
So, whudafxup with that? You tell us.
Comments (15)
No I wouldn’t buy them if they were sold with worms and insects.
id say that most users dont really care if theyre smoking a worm along with their cigarette, but id say that you couldnt care less whats in their cigarettes, as long as theyre being smoked. am i wrong?
I’ll tell you whudafxup with that!!
Tobacco companies are owned by immoral, unethical scum-bags that don’t give a rat’s ass about the people they are hurting with their deadly addictive products. They produce a product that has absolutely no value. And they do it to get rich and for no other reason. That’s whudafxup!
Tobacco is disgusting enough already without insects going into the combination.
And I agree with the person above me. As long as they have a drag, they don’t care whats in it.
No I wouldn’t buy any that mess if it worms. That makes it too gross.
Gross! Please tell me that tobacco sales went down during that epidemic…and that it’s no longer an issue. I’d hate to think that my dad’s smoking worms…and then letting me have a sip of his coffee every now and then! Come to think of it, let’s sneak into cig factories and dump roach eggs in the mix? Let’s see how many people continue to smoke if every new pack bursts with baby roaches! heehee
I am glad to see that there is actually something pertaining to anti-smoking on here for once. This post is better than that Purple Bear Creature and the milk being worse than smoking thing. Good job.
Oh just great! One more wonderful thing for me to think about. Cancer and bugs, bugs and cancer. Well, I’m addicted, and I still eat hot dogs knowing what goes in them, so this really shouldn’t phase me…right?
yeah, i read The Jungle, and it didn’t stop me from eating meat. this is living in the past. a lot of crazy shit happened in the 60s, you have a completely irrelevant point. even in 1983 the health standards were much less than they are today. if that currently happened then it would clearly make big news, but that hasn’t happened, because it won’t happen. tobacco producers are much more cold and sterile nowadays.
also, way to blow shit out of proportion again, its not as if people were finding entire worms in their cigarettes… i used to work at a hot dog stand in high school, i know for a fact that customers have put WAY worse shit in their mouths than worms. like my co-workers ball-sweat. so get over it, ignorance is bliss, let people eat or put in their body whatever makes them feel good. heroin too? yeah whatever, if you want to be a dumbshit about it, its your life. just fucking go away Truth.com, i don’t like putting your stupid arguments in my brain.
worms?? that’s pretty gross…
When you’ve quite finished being banal, patronising cunts, perhaps you might consider a job with a successful ad agency.
http://www.cpbgroup.com (turn your pop up blockers on – like all corporate scum they try and meddle with your comp).
I wouldn’t buy ‘em, though I have eaten termites before.
Where are your citations? Where do you get this information?
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A COMPANY WHICH SO EGREGIOUSLY VIOLATED CONSUMER CONFIDENCE BY PLACING WORMS IN CHEETOS.
YOUR HYPOTHETICAL IS FLAWED AND IMBECILIC.
YOU’RE A CUM-STAIN PROPAGANDA MACHINE.
my reaction:
buy bag open it and see a bunch of worms… id go pale throw the bag of worms outside then go throw up.
next day. see the commercial were they say they cant promise they wont have worms in the cheese thingies. go pale. throw up agen change the channel and never buy the damn things agen.