January 22, 2008
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Useful Cigarette
Turns out, some of the same stuff in tobacco products can repel cats and dogs, take the hair off your back and fly you to the moon. Welcome to the Useful Cigarette.
Turns out, some of the same stuff in tobacco products can repel cats and dogs, take the hair off your back and fly you to the moon. Welcome to the Useful Cigarette.
Comments (25)
Heh… I like this campaign so much more than the last one.
My grandmother (who never smoked a day in her life) used to carry around a pack of cigarettes to keep mosquitos away. Whenever she sat outside to read or play cards, she just lit one up and let it sit in an ashtray – all the bugs stayed far away.
Looks like cigarettes ARE useful. Just not for us directly. I’m going to try that in the summer to keep away the flies. Nah, they’ll suspect that I am smoking, and I’ve never smoked or used a cigar in my life.
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Here where I live cigarette packages are sold with gross pictures of the insides of a smokers lung, pictures of blood clots on the brain. They have big warning labels that say “Cigarettes cause impotence” “”Cigarettes hurt babies” to name a few. They include useful information like how many people die of tobacco-related diseases each year. It tells you how much tar, nicotine, carbon monoxide, formaldehyde, hydrogen cyanide and benzene is in each cigarette. Yet, I still chose to buy my first pack when I was 16. It makes me feel good.
I just had to laugh at that.
Hey, ya know, this sunny side of smoking is good, I think I’m getting the hang of it. Like, cigarettes are good for helping heroine addicts by giving them something else do.
How’s that? mmm… well… maybe not quite. I’ll keep working on it.
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Aunt Laya
if there is rocket fuel in ciggarets. then why havent we taken advantage of that and made ciggaret powered rocket ships. also check this out if you read closley to damn near everything you buy at walmart. you will see a little warning, “warning this product or chemicals in this product are known to cause cancer to the state of california”. so seriously get off your high horse. and seriously i read that warning on a cloths line package.
EVERYTHING CAUSES CANCER INCLUDING THEM ROSY PUFFS OF GAS THAT COME OUT YOU ASS.
Alright you scared my pants off, I promise I won’t smoke ever, ever!
Also, the commercials about the “magical amount” scare the shit outta me. Its just creppy as hell and I think I’ll probably have bad dreams about the dragon and the trolls.
I have this cool idea to where if you don’t want to smoke, you shouldn’t and if you do want to smoke, you should.
I do want to smoke. I love inhaleing nail polish remover. It feels good.
Besides, it provides the american goverment with LARGE sums of revenue. So fuck off. I’m doing my part to support the economy, and enjoying myself in the process.
Everyone is going to die, you know.
Horray for cigarettes!!!
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Can they repel… BODY THETANS?
Well, I read the same labels on my cigarette boxes as on my tubes of oil paint. Are you telling me I ought not paint, too? Lead and cadmium and all sorts of carcinogens in paints.
I quit smoking 5 days ago
COLD TURKEY! It’s a little uncomfortable–and I’ve learned more from your website–why didn’t they have this stuff when I was a teenager!
All I know is that it’s totally worth it.
even if you light a cigerette to keep the bugs away. it’s still not protecting you since 2nd hand smoke is soposed to be more effective then actaully inhaling the cigerette it self.
As most of you will not be aware, Crispin Porter and Bogusky (http://www.cpbgroup.com) as well as running the Truth campaign, also have Coke Zero on their flimsy advertising portfolio.
And ooh, let’s have a look see what’s in their beloved Coke Zero shall we :
http://www.thezeromovement.org/coke_zero_ingredients.html
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this is helping teach kids everywhere about issues if u dont like who cares!!! they r only trying to inform the youth today of the problems behind smoking.
o God (of Israel’s Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob) be all the glory! John 3:30
1. And he said to them all, If any man will come after me (Jesus Christ), let him deny himself, and take up his cross daily, and follow me. Luke 9:23 (KJV)
2. I tell you, Nay: but, except ye REPENT [turn away from your sins], ye shall all likewise perish.Luke 13:3 (KJV)
3. And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life. Revelation 21:27 (KJV)
4. The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity (sinners). Psalm 5:5
And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. Acts 2:38 (KJV)
If you die in your sin, you will go to HELL! Today is the day of salvation! Accept Jesus Christ for He is your only hope!
(For he saith, I have heard thee in a time accepted, and in the day of salvation have I succoured thee: behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.) 2 Corinthians 6:2 (KJV)
Christ was beaten & crucified, shed blood blood, died and ROSE again to save u from your defiling and abominable sins (lust, pride, pre-marital sex, one lie, masturbation, sodomy including homosexuality, murder, hatred, rebellion, disobedience against parents, pre-marital touching & kissing)!
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