May 7, 2008
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Stork
What’s cuter than eight tiny babies do-si-do’ing their way across Columbus Circle? Just ask your friendly neighborhood delivery stork, who has to lug around healthy babies day in and day out. Good thing we’ve got Big Tobacco, whose products can put at least a few sickly, puckered little rascals in Storky’s sack once in awhile. And boy does he appreciate it – just look how excited he gets when his shriveled little pals start dancing!
In case you were wondering, Noah busted the few banjos we gave him with that big toss at the end. Eventually we had to get him a stunt banjo and assign someone in our crew to play right field.
Comments (16)
Hello Truth,
You worked hard to make your site fancy and colorful. The video and pictures are a nice touch. I see that you are trying to talk sense about the folly of tobacco products. That’s the kind of world that we live in now, a world where sickness and death from senseless habits are a part of daily life. Fortunately, it isn’t going to stay this way much longer!
I want to help people to really get to know God, especially in these troubled times. Here is an important message for us that is in the Bible: “…They’ve made a career of opposing God, and have gotten mighty good at it. But God is fed up, ready to put an end to it.” (1Thessalonians 2:16) (MSG)
I like to write articles about God and religion on my site. I hope you get a chance to look at them.
This Truth shit is bullshit. Philip Morris pays for these ads. If it wasn’t for Philip Morris, you guys might actually have to get real jobs. So thank the big bad tobacco companies, and thank them for me for making such amazing products.
you guys should stick to a catch phrase that’ll be ingrained in the prospective mind. your adds are only entertaining and your message doesn’t get through to the viewers. When you slim down all your points and facts down to one, your message will be easier to remember. you guys are marketing marketing marketing, no? so that means you are selling something, no? Coke is the real thing, Pepsi is the new generation, GM is trucks, Honda’s are reliable cars, BMW is luxury, FedEx is overnight, what are you guys?
smoking is for LOSERS!!!! stick to that one. all your adds should revolve around that.
cute add, i know it’s killing me and i’m not worried about it TRUTH yall need to fuck off because i’m not going to quit smoking because you said it’s bad, i’m not that fuckin naive fuck your adds, fuck your establishment, fuck your reports, and most of all FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
TRUTH, seriously read my latest blog. and actually have someone respond to it. i just want to get an insider’a opinion. not someone who is brainwashed by creepily animated commercial characters interacting with human beings, who seem to act like it’s no big deal that dancing typewriters and walking babies are singing along with them. if anyone is under the influence of harmful chemicals, it’s the actors in your commericals.
but seriously, forget what i just said about offending your campaign, just go read my damn blog. AND NO COMPUTER AUTOMATED RESPONSES. i swear i’ll leave hate comments if you do!
much love, kyrie.
You guys are getting on my last goddamn nerve.
Don’t worry, I’m sure Truth has gotten a few people to quit smoking cigarettes.
The “Must’ve been a typo” commercial makes me want to rip my ears out, but I give ya’ll props for trying.
I think you all need to be aware :
A) Crispin Porter & Bogusky http://www.cpbgroup.com (“Truth”) are arrogant stripey shirted tosswads and will not reply to any comments on here whatsoever (they consider themselves above mere mortals such as yourselves).
B) Crispin Porter & Bogusky also do ads for Burger King. How many fat dead artery clogged people has BK helped to kill over the last few years….?? Oh yes, “Truth” don’t want you to know.
C) Crispin Porter & Bogusky also do ads for Virgin Atlantic. Not content with supporting one company that fucks up the environment on the ground (Volkswagen) CPB also support one that pollutes up in the skies too – aren’t we covering all fields there !
D) Crispin Porter & Bogusky also do ads for Nike. How many children are routinely exploited to make your fancy footwear in appalling third world working conditions…? Oh, yeah I forget – “Truth” don’t want you to know that either.
LOL
passsss
Smoking may be bad for you, but that isn’t going to change the fact that this video is propaganda.
@Silverpooloflight - Pretty helpful propaganda. Nothing so much like the Scientology threats hung upon the windows of your free newspapers. I have heard some idea of babies smaller than life being born from smoking. Some which we should be happy were born at all.
TRUTH makes me want to try smoking. Not joking. It really does.
Lalaith_Weasley, Truth SHOULD make you want to start smoking because it’s funded by by big tobacco companies.
Smoking is bad for you and for future generations. That’s the point of all of this. Why can’t you people just see that damn message? Oh, that’s right, everybody’s too addicted to something that kills their lungs to even give a rat’s ass about the future of this world. Okay, just keep smoking, but when you find out you have lung cancer, don’t be surprised.
THAT DANCING SQUIRREL AT THE END IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.