June 24, 2008

  • 07_Xanga

    If a light cigarette can be just as dangerous as a regular, why do they call them light?

June 15, 2008

  • 05_Xanga

    If it’s true that “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”, then is it worth the 1/3 of young smokers who will eventually die to make the 2/3 who live stronger?

June 12, 2008


  • Tobacco companies actually went to court so they could continue to advertise near high schools. Why would they do that?
     

May 27, 2008

  • Truth-banned

    Smoking related illness kills more people than auto accidents, homicides, AIDS, drugs and fires. If this happened with any other product, do you think it would be banned?

May 12, 2008

May 7, 2008

  • Stork

    What’s cuter than eight tiny babies do-si-do’ing their way across Columbus Circle? Just ask your friendly neighborhood delivery stork, who has to lug around healthy babies day in and day out. Good thing we’ve got Big Tobacco, whose products can put at least a few sickly, puckered little rascals in Storky’s sack once in awhile. And boy does he appreciate it – just look how excited he gets when his shriveled little pals start dancing!
     
    In case you were wondering, Noah busted the few banjos we gave him with that big toss at the end.  Eventually we had to get him a stunt banjo and assign someone in our crew to play right field.


     

May 1, 2008

April 14, 2008

  • 10_endorseDanger_394x292

    If the money was good enough, would you endorse a product you knew was dangerous?

March 31, 2008

March 24, 2008