Month: January 2007

  • Today, lie to someone about your past

    Today, make up a little white lie about your past, for instance, when you were nine years old you won the national spelling bee. Odds are their knowledge of past winners won’t be that extensive and you’ll be just fine. If they ask you to spell a word for them be all like, “C’mon dude, would you ask Michael Jordan to shoot a foul shot?”

    For years tobacco companies claimed they never advertise to youth, but we now have documents showing they targeted kids as young as 14.

  • As Seen On TV: Melting Moms

    Over 30 children lose their moms to tobacco every day. That means in just one year, 12,000 kids are left motherless due to tobacco-related diseases. So we decided to re-create this scenario with ice sculptures. I mean, why wouldn’t you?

  • Today, change someone’s opinion

    Find someone who thinks smoking is a choice. Present them with scientifically sound facts: Nicotine is addictive and about 70% of all smokers want to quit, but only about 5% do each year. You can’t argue against facts. Well, unless you’re Big Tobacco, that is.

  • Calling all mall rats

    Print and adhere to a mall directory. Practice the line, “I was just shopping for pantaloons. What are you talking about, Mr. Security Person?”

  • Today, make a new friend in a country you’ve never heard of

    Find someone on the internet who lives somewhere else in the world and see what sort of stuff Big Tobacco is able to pull in their neck of the woods.

    Like, for example, in Mexico, where one Big Tobacco company document reported in 1989 that there appeared to be “less restrictions” on the types of activities they could get involved in, for example, ‘”marketing child-size logoed clothing.” According to the report, “Mexico is a huge market where the smoking incidence is high and social/health-related concerns almost non-existent.” 

  • It’s what’s inside that counts

    Soups, cereals and other products we consume have to list ingredients on their
    labels, but cigarettes are not required to list any of the 599 possible
    additives. If it were up to Big Tobacco, we’d never know about these ingredients.

    Serving size: 1 cigarette
    Servings per container: 20
    +daily value not established

    Ingredients

    • Ammonia
    •  Nicotine
    • Ammonium Hydroxide
    • Benzaldehyide
    • Bornyl
      Acetate
    • Cellulose
    • Diammonium Phosphate
    • Ethyl Phenylacetate
    • Hexanoic
      Acid
    • Storax
    • Veratraldehyde
    • plus hundreds of other
      chemicals
  • Spread the truth in fine print

    Copy and paste a mock disclaimer into your emails. Or add it to the “signatures” preference in your email application. Send a message, spread the viral love.

    DISCLAIMER: This email may contain confidential information that is solely for the use of the intended recipient. In other words, it’s top secret. And since we’re on the topic of secrets, Big Tobacco has a few crazy secrets of their own. One that we came across in a 1993 tobacco document said, “Would disclosure of urea as a tobacco additive have a negative effect on consumer perception, given that it is a constituent of urine?” MMmmmm… urine.

  • Cars get dubs. Computers get these.

    Download blinged-out and sparkly icons and desktop wallpaper. Think ICE for your computer, cause that’s what time it is.

  • They hide in the cracks until you stop typing

    The same nicotine that’s used in insecticide to kill bugs, is also used in cigarettes. Save your screen.
     
     

  • Garbage Cans

    Watch as New Yorkers get infected with the knowledge that Big Tobacco’s products kill 36,000 people a month. That’s more lives being thrown away than there are public garbage cans in New York City.